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Human Population Surpasses 6.5 Billion; Other Species Protest

The dramatic increase in human population during the past century has resulted in humans encroaching more and more on the habitat of other animals. Until now- the other animals have continued to inhabit their various habitats wiithout taking offense. Now it appears they’ve had enough. To e Contd...

The dramatic increase in human population during the past century has resulted in humans encroaching more and more on the habitat of other animals. Until now- the other animals have continued to inhabit their various habitats wiithout taking offense.

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Now it appears they’ve had enough. To express their displeasure- they recently mounted demonstrations worldwide- emerging from forests with placards- flopping onto beaches rambunctiously- and unduly squawking in urban parks. In New York’s Catskill Mountains- raccoons- deer- coyotes- and black bears- along with assorted other denizens of the woods- marched along the Interstate highway- waving signs that read- “Woods For Wildlife!” and “Ban Human Procreation!”

New Reality Show Debuts, Called New Orleans, Sink Or Swim
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Europeans Uncertain About Smoking Ban; Many Opt For Cancer
While Europeans generally support banning smoking in restaurants- many remain opposed to banning it in bars. When interviewed- a British opponent of the ban said- “When I go to a pub- I like to smoke. I also like to inhale secondhand smoke. Then there’s the added benefit that the next da...

Similar demonstrations were carried out by wildlife in England- France- Rome- and other crowded nations around the world. Overall- the demonstrations were peaceful- although police did have to restrain a number of overly eager hunters- fishermen- and birdwatchers.

Bush Seeks To Heal Rift With Hollywood; Schedules Lunch With Jane Fonda
President Bush- troubled by the decline in his approval ratings- has decided to make a frontal assault on Hollywood- a bastion of his disapproval ratings- by scheduling lunch with one of its most persistently adversarial spokespeople- Jane Fonda. Mr. Bush said- “I look forward to meeting...
Human Population Surpasses 6.5 Billion; Other Species Protest
The dramatic increase in human population during the past century has resulted in humans encroaching more and more on the habitat of other animals. Until now- the other animals have continued to inhabit their various habitats wiithout taking offense. Now it appears they’ve had enough. To e...

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When the demonstrations concluded- the animals headed returned to their usual habitats- chanting- “Keep squeezing us out- and we’ll be back out!”

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Tom Attea- humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com- has had six shows produced Off-Broadway and has written comedy for TV. Critics have called his writing ""delightfully funny" and "witty" with "good- genuine laughs."

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