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Florida Man Attacks Alligator; Saves Golden Retriever
A Florida man- who went for a stroll by a pond with his 3-month-old golden retriever- heard the dog squeal and turned to see the unlucky pup in the clenched jaws of an alligator.
The man- undaunted- leaped into the water and began to punch the gator in the face. Once- twice- three times. Contd...
A Florida man- who went for a stroll by a pond with his 3-month-old golden retriever- heard the dog squeal and turned to see the unlucky pup in the clenched jaws of an alligator.
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New U. S. Military Tactic To Quell Unrest In Iraq; Will Drop IQ Test On Insurgents
The U. S.- continuing to be troubled by the insurgency in Iraq- has decided to quell it by giving the insurgents an IQ test. The plan is to drop it from the sky as a leaflet. Meeting NewsLaugh/' s request with its usual candor- the military has given us an advance copy of the test- along wi...
The man- undaunted- leaped into the water and began to punch the gator in the face. Once- twice- three times. Then he grabbed the pooch and yanked mightily. Out it came from the stunned predator/' s jaws- and the man quickly scampered out with the pup in hand.
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Bush Seeks To Heal Rift With Hollywood; Schedules Lunch With Jane Fonda
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Amazingly- the alligator did not pursue either his mistakenly judged easy prey or his disconcerting attacker. No doubt it just floated there- stunned that a usually obliging human would punch it into submission. The dog- which was hardly breathing at the time of its rescue- was- after a few stitches and pets at the vet- back to its bouncy self.
Taliban Asserts Control Of North Waziristan; Tourism Dips
The Taliban has reportedly asserted control of North Waziristan- the famously wild mountainous region of Pakistan that borders Afghanistan. As a result- tourism in the area has taken a decided dip.
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Europeans Uncertain About Smoking Ban; Many Opt For Cancer
While Europeans generally support banning smoking in restaurants- many remain opposed to banning it in bars.
When interviewed- a British opponent of the ban said- “When I go to a pub- I like to smoke. I also like to inhale secondhand smoke. Then there’s the added benefit that the next da...
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The gator basher seemed quite jovial about treating the toothy challenger like a punching bag.
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