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Debate on Global Warming Reaches Hurricane Strength

As the hurricane season heats up- so has the debate about the extent to which the severity of recent hurricanes is due to to global warming. Advocates howl that warmer ocean temperatures- which encourage the atmosphere to bestir itself- are due to an increase in heat-trapping greenhouse gase Contd...

As the hurricane season heats up- so has the debate about the extent to which the severity of recent hurricanes is due to to global warming. Advocates howl that warmer ocean temperatures- which encourage the atmosphere to bestir itself- are due to an increase in heat-trapping greenhouse gases- while opponents bluster that the increase has not been proved to be due to human activity and may just be a seasonal variation.

John Updike Pens Novel, Called terrorist Critics Laud Originality
Adding another semiprecious stone to his distinguished crown as a royal purveyor of uneasy fictions- John Updike is touting the publication of his new novel- titled “Terrorist.” Since you may be uncertain about the subject of the book- it’s about a young terrorist in- of all places- Ameri...
New Minicomputer Fits Under Graduation Ring
As computers grow ever more compact- a new breakthrough in miniaturization is hitting the shelves of computer stores that should have great appeal to graduates and their elated parents. It’s a computer that’s so small it snaps under the stone of a typical graduation ring. So when purchasers...

Advocates whip their arms into a whirlwind to point out melting glaciers and drowning polar bears- while the other spins the story with historical records that shows cyclonic swings in the earth’s temperature millennia before smokestacks outdid volcanoes in the production of heat-trapping gases and SUV’s rolled over its widely asphalted surface.

New U. S. Military Tactic To Quell Unrest In Iraq; Will Drop IQ Test On Insurgents
The U. S.- continuing to be troubled by the insurgency in Iraq- has decided to quell it by giving the insurgents an IQ test. The plan is to drop it from the sky as a leaflet. Meeting NewsLaugh/' s request with its usual candor- the military has given us an advance copy of the test- along wi...
Florida Man Attacks Alligator; Saves Golden Retriever
A Florida man- who went for a stroll by a pond with his 3-month-old golden retriever- heard the dog squeal and turned to see the unlucky pup in the clenched jaws of an alligator. The man- undaunted- leaped into the water and began to punch the gator in the face. Once- twice- three times....

While we tend to agree with the advocates of human participation in the extent of the whirligigs- we can be certain of only one thing.

Bush Seeks To Heal Rift With Hollywood; Schedules Lunch With Jane Fonda
President Bush- troubled by the decline in his approval ratings- has decided to make a frontal assault on Hollywood- a bastion of his disapproval ratings- by scheduling lunch with one of its most persistently adversarial spokespeople- Jane Fonda. Mr. Bush said- “I look forward to meeting...
Europeans Uncertain About Smoking Ban; Many Opt For Cancer
While Europeans generally support banning smoking in restaurants- many remain opposed to banning it in bars. When interviewed- a British opponent of the ban said- “When I go to a pub- I like to smoke. I also like to inhale secondhand smoke. Then there’s the added benefit that the next da...

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The closer the hurricane season gets- the more the typhoon of talk will whirl our way.

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Tom Attea- humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com- has had six shows produced Off-Broadway and has written comedy for TV. Critics have called his writing ""delightfully funny" and "witty" with "good- genuine laughs."

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